Are you sure it wasn't la sangue, Doctor?

Yeah, because they'll be in the air long enough for the meal?

Where'd she get it? Because Old Man McSandpaper is trying to discover who amputated his left hand.

How dare he presume to be my equal just because he owns a dildo.

Who didn't know this? It's the name of her autobiography: Lady Gaga: My Life as a Sentient Glass Dildo. Sure it's a mouthful, but for a sentient glass dildo that's just another day.

Any day now they're going to discontinue Simpsons II and bring back Simpsons Classic. I know it. I mean, they have to, right?

In fact, forget the superhero movies!

Yes, but she's a smelly pirate hooker.

Isn't that expected? If you take the most awkward thing imaginable (regular-size Cera) and stretch it an additional 3 feet (to Cera enhanced), you're only pulling further ahead of the awkward thing pack.

No moss grows on a rolling bone.

In this economy?

Didn't he just do this with Chris Pine?

And by "read" you mean "wrote" and by "book" you mean "autobiographical expose" under your pseudonym Esther Bunne?

You should specify that she do it barefoot, otherwise it's not much of a curse.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to touch on a sore subject. On the plus side, you probably look great in hats.

Has anyone ever told you you'd look great with a burning candle on your forehead?

You better not have just spoiled The Truman Show for me. I was going to watch that tonight.

There might be a bit of that, but James Gunn also said in an interview that there were lines he wrote into the script thinking "That'd be great in a trailer…but it probably won't be good for the final cut." And they shot those scenes, and lo did we see them in trailers. And it was good.

Texas: We like things big. Including dick jokes.

Wait, that's Brananza? Then where's Outrack Steakmounds?