Yeah, I was afraid I was remembering that right. That whole damn thing was just a gigantic spring cleaning extravaganza for thinning out the overly expansive character library.

Those books were damned funny. I've hesitated to revisit them, but part of me really wants to believe they'd hold up, at least comedically.

I read enough of them to safely say I read too many, and to a point where the plot became a blur that I can't honestly remember if the characters' stories ended in the Young Jedi Knights franchise or during the Vong stuff (which I don't think I read to the conclusion of).

Yub Yub Commander!

Oh Dathomir, we hardly knew ye (unless you read those damned Young Jedi Knights books)

They're Rickdiculous

We're in a room!

That sounds exhausting, can we just do the snack part?

Can you tell that story in gif format or entirely through memes?

Still no palindromes. Sigh. So disappointing. (Also, only 'You're welcome again' could really be considered sarcasm in that earlier comment)

That is a pretty amazing palindrome. Any palindrome that can use 'oscillate' is just straight up impressive.

You couldn't even be bothered to make that a palindrome?! COME ON.

At least be subtle with your trolling, dammit. This just stopped being entertaining.

The internet makes $5989 dollars a day just by staying at home! You can too, just visit internet.internet.internet and find out how. Clearly the internet doesn't need a job.

You need not strain your eyes, my son, for clearly Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is a strong metaphor for advocating the conservative values of individualism and meritocracy. It's plain as day!

Help me Jebus!

"'Another One Rides the Bus'? more like 'Another Sin for the Sluts'"

Now that I have his social security number, I'm totally filing my taxes next year as Agent Footloose.

Yeah, he's good, but he's got nothing on "Righteous in My Hate of All Things Sinful in Mine Own Eyes Hal" Chesterton

You keep using the word "parodies" to describe these songs, I do not think that word means what you think it means. Parody implies humor. These…these are just embarrassing. Were Shamedies a thing? Because they are now.