I wish there were some way to organize items by effect. If I want to talk to kitties, I shouldn’t have to tooltip over all 3 bazillion spells to find my talk to kitties potion.

But it also felt like a pretty blatant ripoff to the Radioactive Man bit where they’re trying to get him to say “Up at atom” and Ranier Wolfcastle struggles to get it right. I guess if they’re gonna take a bit from the Simpsons, at least they used the real Arnie in the stand-in Arnie role from that gag.

So come down from those Super Bowl highs and enjoy a rundown of the best commercials of the year—and maybe a couple that absolutely sucked...

So is this list in reverse? Dunkin’ was easily one of the best ones (yes Matt is the best thing in it). And Christopher Walken should be higher than 10.

I thought the Arnie commercial for State Farm was pretty funny. Sure, it was based on a single joke repeated over and over again... and it was funny every. single. time. 

“Fighting a war? Jesus Christ, if you’re over 12 and you took the “console war” seriously rethink some things about your life”

It took this guy 20 years to figure out that a $200 billion megacorp doesn’t care about people. Truly amazing.

“We’ve been fighting this war for nothing.”

The only justifiable reason for taking a console/format war seriously is if your paycheck literally depends on it.

Oh hey, it’s today’s reminder that fandom is inherently toxic.

“I was wrong all of this time, Xbox doesn’t care about us, Microsoft doesn’t care about us. We’ve been fighting this war for nothing.”

Are these people unaware that MS has been launching its first-party games simultaneously on Xbox and PC for years? If lack of exclusivity removes any reason to use an Xbox, why have they been using it for the past 8 years?

0% chance it will play out like that- Calling it now, she’s going to tragically die of cancer instead. There’s just no way anyone would get away with shooting a child dead in a PG movie after 1985.

As a Black man, I absolutely hated Bioshock Infinite. The whole thing starting off with basically slavery, okay, and all the racism in society being like, “Well, Black people are just like this!” as a way to justify the system worked for me, because that closely matches American history, and then the resistance…

So it ends just like Metal Gear Solid V- replay missions to get the true ending. Nobody does that... I would guess about 80% of people log off after that and look up the “true ending” on YouTube. Glad that aspect was covered in the review, I was curious about this game but not anymore.

What’s wild is that if they had just put out a 15-20 hour game, I would give them my money and enjoy the hell out of it, but because they’re trying to do this live service nonsense, I’ll do what I did for Avengers, which is wait for it to drop to $20, play through the campaign and they’ll have wasted a hundred million…

The spiritual successor to the spiritual sucsessor of System Shock!

You either die a hero or live long enough to make DC's version of Marvel's Avengers.

What is hilarious to me is that you just described Marvels Avengers. That game had a fairly robust 3rd person combat system, really good dialogue and scripted scenes, and an enjoyable single-player campaign.

This decade’s Snakes On A Plane? (TBH I haven’t seen either)