If it hasn’t happened already, that’s the next “crazy outta FL” story that will break the interwebmedia. Can’t wait…

Just drop the smoke and take off.

Why yes....that’s brilliant!

But if you just keep the doors closed the bullets can’t hit you.  So....that’s something

That’s ARMORED rust, so it doesn’t count.

Considering he killed 12 people with 1 hand gun, I’d say he was pretty efficient. 

Dear America.

This is completely predatory. It’s probably the first option available and the other ones are off on the side as well.

Tebow’s not coming back.

This brings me back to when I traded away my lunch for a Paul Tsongas rookie card.

Ahh yes nothing like those 12 titles before integration and 20 before free agency to fall back on. 

Alex Cora is only old enough to remember five Yankee titles and four Red Sox titles. I’m not sure he really cares about what happened in the 1920s.

Your tears sustain me...

You know damn well which one. Get your ass to Mars.

The real one, not The Version That Shall Not Be named.

Gattaca, I would argue, has aged better than almost any movie on this list. Not exaggerating.

Bullshit, take Arrival off.

Which Total Recall, though?

AI? In the top ten? Really?

What about “Gattaca”?