This is why the Emperor is so benevolent.

So brave.

Got my audition for schlong snapper on Tuesday.

Trains vs. Rhodes.

All this needed was for her to say “Go fuck yourself, San Diego”.

It’s everything Star Wars Galaxies could be. Bases, exploring, dog fighting, PVP zones....

High horse dude, otherwise known as the San Fran Centaur

Tomorrowday, I think.

I have another heated water/seat bidet that trips my gfci in the bathroom. Anyone else ever experience this? It trips every gfci in my house.

I have another heated water/seat bidet that trips my gfci in the bathroom. Anyone else ever experience this? It…

Its like comparing the salaries of all men to all women...or any other social construct you want to promote or villify.

This makes me miss being comfortable speaking Spanish. All I do now is listen and then respond in English. It’s pretty embarassing.

Beef back ribs and tongue were my go to until the shitster “revolution”. So annoying. 

Lol. No fighting in college hockey. We may have never fought on the ice, but we all knew which bars we hung out at.

8895.docx is people!!

Thank you. 

My asshole just clenched up remembering the last time I did this...and now I farted. It is such an awful feeling.

Whatever dude, I just threw my girlfriend’s Himalayan rock salt lamp in my crock pot plugged in. Come at me chef!

I read your comment with a lisp.

You are a fucking shitbag. Happy fucking New Year.