But, but, but “black people can’t be racist”?

“Here’s the thing, I’m a Jets fan.... the Jets could never have another winning season.”

Exactly. It’s just that the Jet’s evil owner is incompetent. I’d rather have competent evil owners.

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

I would have assigned buddy 4 the balcony (not the bedroom, just the balcony) until he learned to SELL some drugs to help contribute to the rent.

Three guys and I split a three-bedroom townhouse. No one would agree to be the pair of guys that had to double up on a room, so we all got pissed at each other, declared that the two larger bedrooms were now doubles, and the third bedroom got reserved for whoever brought a girlfriend home that night.

Yeah, hot dogs are not worth any amount of real effort. That’s why you’re eating a hot dog.

that just seems like a lot of work

Don’t take this as anything but advice - but either 1) buy bacon from the butcher shop in the amount you know you will consume; 2) make the whole package and chop & freeze the rest - great salad or pizza topper; or 3) make it all and give it to a friend/neighbor.

Yeah, but how good would you be if you had to play 3rd base with chronic diarrhea?

First apartment after college me and some buddies split a townhouse with 3 bedrooms.

Personally, microwaving hot dogs is my favorite way to cook them.

See, in the pros they don’t want that to happen, so they have someone else carry the bag and the golfer only gets to hold one club at a time.

The published rules of golf departed my brain a long time ago but, iirc, you’re required to strike the ball with the head of whatever club you’re using. Striking the ball with a billiard type motion is considered “pushing” the ball and, hence, prohibited.

It has a lot to do with performance. Aren’t owners supposed to hire TALENT? Name ANY team that could ride to the Superbowl with Kapernick. I’m not talking Kapernick of 2012, Kapernick of today. He just doesn’t have the same stuff. He bottomed out. Did you guys raise a stink when Tim Tebow found himself out of a job? I…

And they sure as shit don’t want that in a fourth-string QB. No one’s signing anyone of Kaepernick celebrity/notoriety to Joe Webb’s roster spot.

As a man still using the same Cameron Bullseye Flange he’s had since 16, yes. (Because I wrapped the fucking Odyssey I used for two years around a maple.)

This guy was more pissed.

NFL teams do not want Kaepernick. They don’t want the distraction. They don’t want the baggage. They don’t want his activism. They don’t want his divisiveness. He’s not welcome. No amount of pissing and moaning is going to change that.