Well, either you’re a Democrat and fear what the GOP will do, or you’re a Republican and fear what Obamacare will do, or you’re haven’t picked sides and don’t care. So long as the commentators don’t take an explicit position, this jokes works both ways.

Whatever you do, don’t throw your hands in the air, shout “Wheeee,” and try to get people to lean left and right with you.

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Pictured: The victim

Fahk you kid.

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Welcome to our humble burg! One thing to keep in mind is that while your visiting from whatever inferior sports town you’re from, please try to show the proper deference to our dominance. While it’s unrealistic to expect to learn enough for your inferior sports town to approach Boston level perfection, maybe you can…

Tempting offers:

Especially avoid talking about college sports because as I have come to find out...no one gives a shit about college sports here. My friend from Atlanta was in town visiting and had on an Alabama hat... People thought it was a Braves hat at Fenway.

I’m flying into Boston this Thursday, for the weekend...I think I’m just going to avoid talking about sports to anyone in that city. Good lord

From the article: “He identified inappropriate associations and adjusted them to zero”

This being Texas, what are the rules here? He can basically go off leash, find the assholes who did this and put them down?

maybe because at it’s core, an AI strips away the political correct garbage and show’s the truth of stereotypes, that they are mostly true. But of course, we can’t say that so we make up terms like “racist robots”

Dumb question. What would be considered an acceptable answer to this?

Maybe NOT being racist and sexist isn’t normal? lol

TL;DR: English-Speaking Internet.

On the plus side, it can do the work of 20 racists in half the time.

This is an outrage. Once school fires back up, two nerdy teenagers who claim that they had their first kiss over the summer actually won’t be lying.

You are higher than giraffe pussy.