Two to three years of regular sexual contact with your wife is probably enough to close the gap with your mom.

Yeah but I mean Toy Story is fictional, so it’s probably not the best indicator of how toys really think.

Damn, in another thread I predicted that in response to a concussion question he’d say:

Hmmmmm.......

Raspberry #1? BLASHPEMOUS, look, Raspberries are the goddamn worst.

I’m Cueto coming in 5 minutes late acting like I’ve been there the whole time.

We don’t, but MLB, New Era and Majestic like making money off of variant caps and jerseys.

tag urself im bumgarner

Language fines are paid in poutine.

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

you’re not my friend, buddy!

Shouldn’t you be asking that in French as well? Just so they don’t fine you 1000 dollars Canadian… Or 10 American dollars if you prefer.

I’m not your friend, buddy.

Noot doot aboot it

Don;t keep me hanging. Did the oot count?

“Nothing specifically personal, but I am very uncomfortable with a Canadian fan trying to make himself the center of attention in the middle of a game of America’s pastime during Memorial Day Weekend.”

How about they invoke the Infield Guy rule, friend?

why?

Not a hoser - no toque.