Thank you. 

My asshole just clenched up remembering the last time I did this...and now I farted. It is such an awful feeling.

Discovery is like the latest greatest videogame blockbuster with a pencil thin storyline and loot boxes.

Whatever dude, I just threw my girlfriend’s Himalayan rock salt lamp in my crock pot plugged in. Come at me chef!

I read your comment with a lisp.

You are a fucking shitbag. Happy fucking New Year.

Hang the little motherfuckers.

Still have two of these!

You would get the northeast and northwest. Lots of people would die in California and blue cities.

Absolutely agree.

A sleeping bag? :D

I hope that wasn’t written by a lawyer. Yeesh.

Enrico Pallazzo?

See a lot of people sucking on pickles while walking down the street?

And you sound like every fuckhat that got Trump elected. Good job, you fucking knob.

Why can’t balls just be called “busts”? Busts and Strikes. 4 busts. That’s a walk.

We used to do a Da’Bomb challenge where we would put a decent puddle on a plate and have people dip a cracker in it. We would let them choose how far they go. I don’t think I’ve ever been so scared that someone suffocated than the first time a guy fell down and basically OD’ed. After the first one, it was ok to watch.

From your lips, man. Left biotech because of that. Insane guilty conscience knowing full well we were hiring young bright eyed kids who truly thought we were gonna cure cancer when our real goal was to work them to death, and every once in awhile sell our ideas to the Nova’s and Abbott’s for a really great…

What the fuck is 24hrs white?