One more thing: this is a Mercury Steam Metroid, like the last 2D Metroid y’all act like never happened. It’s so obviously building off their work. But I guess with the OG Metroid dad acting as a figure head it feels more “genuine” because he has the chance to ruin Samus like in Other M. Fun.

I’m glad we’re moving on from being impressed by how terrible Nintendo is with their back catalog and instead properly annoyed. It’s always morally justified to pirate Nintendo games. Always.

I tried RE 7 and the extreme violence helps...defang the horror a bit, if that makes sense. Like it’s too ridiculous to be unplayable like Outlast 1-2 (for me at least) because the man has his hands chainsawed/cut off completely and stapled back on. It’s like Army of Darkness almost.

I am so tired of Tall-Boobs. I don’t complain about Tall-Boobs much, because you’re all having so much fun.

As a Texan leftist fighting for voting rights for groups literally gerrymandered out of representation, I assure you: You’re softer than baby shit.

It feels like he wanted to make a joke about it being ‘bad’ but it wasn’t entirely and he went with the soda gag anyway. E for effort.

I like CD Project if only (and only) because they’ll look at a bug and say “That sure is a bug! A fixing we be getting!” as opposed to Bethesda where the bug becomes a feature.

They’re all 400 percent more smoochable, let me tell ya.

I’ve been playing Cyberpink 2077 on Stadia since I don’t think I’ll be able to get a gaming PC during Biden’s two terms. Stadia isn’t bad if you have ethernet.

You broke my heart PS Plus. I so wanted Maneater but not to actually buy Maneater and I’m still on an ancient PS4. I was jazzed. I was bedazzled. And now I’m mildly disappointed.

DLC discourse should have been a clue consumers don’t actually influence the market.

It’s such a genuine sentiment from an artist. It’s wholesome.

Man that is some frustrating bullhonkey I tell you what.

I see a lot of people who weren’t alive in the 80s who don’r realize the orientialism of pop culture at the time was a racist reaction to Japan’s economic growth/rise of soft power.

Yeah it’s interesting how the katana became part of the cultural identity. Japan’s history is fascinating.

It’s going to be so fun when a huge part of the community is outraged at how gamers will take issue with this game for using lazy stereotypes instead of praising it for “systems” or “decisions.”

Only gritty super hero deconstruction. No jokes. Upsets the Snyder boys.

I cannot stress this enough...there are some consumers where streaming makes sense but it’s still a massive step towards companies entirely owning a game while still charging for it and the Netflixification of games will have consequences on game length, pacing but again it’s a cheaper way to engage with gaming and…

Or you could buy it because you think of games as enjoyable experiences and the more the better. People who like these games buy more than one. Source: I like these games and I have more than one.

It’s literally false scarcity before the end of the fiscal year.