what is this game trying to say? It could get this bad?

Consider that this is a $60 game. This matters. They’re using a real life tragedy to market a video game.

holy shit.

In a few days this site will give free advertising to Ubi and the news of the allegations will be gone. Fuck this site. Fuck this industry. Y’all can stick around for your $70 skinner boxes made in sweat-shop conditions with groping, harassing bosses calling the shots. I’m out.

“It clearly wants the Paper Mario games to be an RPG-like experience in the sense that they involve Mario going on a grand world-spanning adventure, growing in power, and fighting in turn-based battles. What they don’t want is all the math stuff: grinding for experience points, swapping out accessories with slightly…

That is some damn impressive timing, I must say.

How in the Hbomberguy did @OunastiSanteri pull off that screenshot? Bravo.

I spent $5 and got over 1,000 games.

“You should feel bad for playing this murder simulator. We gave you one method of expression: murder. And you should feel so bad for doing what we make you do. Art.”

I finished GTA V.

They didn’t tell me I was a special boy and I’m super bitter.

Counterpoint: This is an asshole game with an asshole director. Match made in heaven.

She was also bullied because she’s half Indonesian. It’s fucked up. Why isn’t that being said more?

Comrade, if confusion you have, tell us location and re-educate. On comedy.

I wish I could my boobs to do that.

Interesting game fellow comrades! Please share location in comments so fellow plain-clothes comrade can come and appreciate leftist game with you, at your home.

So does the remake have a good story? Because I swears I can’t trust Square after Kingdom Hearts.

That is true. They were quick to give out Wiimote condoms. I guess it’s better to say Nintendo’s being Nintendo to their own detriment. Or we can expect gamers to get free Switch cleaning cloths.

No.

“For cleaning purposes, please use a soft dry cloth.”