Wow, another TRUMP-appointed judge being a fucking piece of shit. Thanks, Jill Stein voters! Thanks Bernie Bros! 234 FUCKING APPOINTED JUDGES by that racist piece of shit. 

. . .First Amendment . . .

Start reading and thought, ‘What are the odds that this judge was appointed by Dimwit Donald?’ Oh look: he was.

Exactly, how the fuck is this possible? I’d love for Legal Eagle or another attorney to explain to me how this shit isn’t obviously as backwards as it sounds

I ask this question every time it’s in the news and have yet to receive a satisfactory answer. My current theories are:

The state of the law in the parts of the country covered by this ruling is that the state can’t require licensed medical professionals to tell the truth, but can require them to lie (the rulings allowing states to require false information be given to patients seeking abortions). If you wrote this as fiction, it would…

Because those pregnant people who choose the abortion reversal are casualties that are not only acceptable, they are preferable to someone going through with the abortion and being healthy and fine.

Serious question I have yet to find a good answer for. Why does the pro-life set argue that abortion is reversible at all? It’s obviously a ridiculous baseless idea in the first place, but how...how do they think this helps their case for life by saying abortion is reversible? I mean, wouldn’t that make people feel…

I already submitted a scary story from childhood at the beginning of the month. This creepy incident happened last night.

No joke, the thought of it sometimes keeps me up at night. Just the idea of it reciting the names.

Yikes! That is intensely creepy!

I used to live in Reno and sure do recognize that quality of Twilight darkness in that region of the Eastern Sierras. When the sun starts to go down and it’s during the Fall/Winter, it’s a heavy type of cold and blackness. Also your actual encounter, your instincts were correct to haul ass and get away from that…

In 2021 when the country started to open up, I got a job offer and a nice moving package and so I ended up living in an AirBnb for four months while my husband stayed back to sell our house. The rental was a townhome built in 1784, so old and sparsely remodeled that you could still see the outline of a bricked up…

[I heard this story multiple times, directly from the source--I don’t even remember everything about it, but the part I do remains one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard, and I will still think of it from time to time and get a little freaked out]

If this seems familiar, I submitted too late in the past and got stuck in the greys.

Well my story is just scary and might be spooky too. I have read Jezebel for a long time as a man who loves all of the authors who have permeated these Jezebel halls since I started reading the original Deadspin and Gizmodo iterations.

The summer I turned 15, my dad moved the family to Alaska to satisfy his craving for solitude and unspoiled nature. Our rental house was in a pretty spot on top of a hill, but was really isolated. We’re talking a 30+ minute drive from town, steep dirt road most of the way, with no neighbors around for a couple miles.…

The right to travel is inherent to the 14th Amendment. Fetus worshipers are aiming for a modern equivalent of the Fugitive Slave Act. Which goes well with their concept that women are property of the state. 

But if the media pushes back against the lies, they’ll lose money!

Always love these supposed defenders of freedom going out of their way to restrict the rights of others to even leave.