There have already been some stories about pastors who are aghast that their parishioners are coming up to them after preaching the Sermon on the Mount and chastising them about its woke content.

Well shit, I commented the same thing. I’m gonna delete mine. You’re correct tho

My curiosity is how Lady Macbeth took the news that she’d never be Jackie O. I’m kinda sorry we missed that. 

He called abortion and marijuana legalization ‘sexy’ and that complete democracy doesn’t work. He’s absolute trash. 

Terrifying. I’m glad you’re okay and your husband was there to look out for you. Holy crap. 

I think the mustard, like the cheese, could have been broken out more. I prefer dijon to yellow for some things, yellow over deli for some things. You get the picture. In short, I’d argue you’re shortchanging mustard.

I’ve written about the house I live in before  (https://jezebel.com/1849648358). It’s the family home, built just after WWII. It’s been haunted and had weird things happen in and around it my whole life.

The nurse scene does not lose its edge, even with time passing. I think about it when I’m in a long hall late at night, doesn’t matter where I am. 

Source?

This needs all the stars. All of them. 

Unfortunately, he excels at that. 

CGB Spender was a real one. I think there’s a lot to be said for getting the right guy in the right part. William B Davis was so perfect in the role, he became an icon. 

Sarcoidosis. 

We should be so lucky. 

We can only hope. 

If only the fetus were armed... /s

A legit question I have always pondered from here. 

I learned to play baccarat because of James Bond. I’ve watched Goldfinger and From Russia with Love so many times as a kid, my family just leaves it on if it’s playing on cable because it’s like comforting, nostalgic background noise.

Right? Somehow I’ve managed to skirt legal involvement in my dollhouse miniature constructions. 

I wish I did not so wholeheartedly agree with this statement, but there we are. You’re not wrong in the slightest.