That’s okay, say the Republicans (sorry to be partisan, but they’re all Republicans) who plan to vote for zombie Trumpcare.

Dear Republicans,

It cannot possibly be overemphasized, that Republicans in Congress are exempting themselves from the worst parts of their bill. There is a special place in Hell for this level of hypocritical selfishness right next to all of the self-enriching Christian evangelists.

But we’re just assuming they’re the moderating force there too. If that were the case, don’t you think they would have told him to back off of ruining people’s health care and not try and provoke a nuclear war with North Korea?

It is highly dependent on the state. After my ex was evaluated and recommended for alternative sentencing under SSOSA the prosecutor asked myself and my daughter if we wanted to agree to it or proceed to trial. This was Washington State. Even though the majority of the crimes took place in Texas, they completely…

And the court should tell her that it appreciates her position and is happy that she seems to have come to terms with her assault and trauma. And then it should continue its pursuit of Polanski, who is a child rapist who spent the last 40 years living in luxury and adoration while having a family of his own and…

I was going to say that Chobani isn’t that bad, and then I realized I was confusing it with Oikos.

My first response was “oh, I should buy more chobani cause fuck Alex jones!” And then I remembered that I like yogurt. I’ll support you in spirit, chobani.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

A lot of people think that. John Oliver did a great segment disabusing people of that notion and pointing out that we literally know NOTHING about them.

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

(unintelligible screaming)

I’m borderline disabled and on Medicaid so I want you to understand when I say this that I take your situation seriously;

Noteworthy that the president never issued a “thoughts and prayers” statement about this tragedy.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

So you think that the 1% of cases where this makes the news in any significant way is enough to protect all the people this happens to on a regular basis? That is, not to put too fine a point on it, crazypants. United kicked more than 3,000 people involuntarily off of flights last year. I’m guessing some percentage of…

i dont know... & maybe you wouldn’t understand this. but this guy is apparently a doctor... his time is maybe worth more than a couple overpriced steaks & a night at a fancy pants hotel. maybe.

Why do we expect more from her than any of the other people involved in this administration? We don’t accuse others of being “complicit” because clearly they are happy participants...why do we expect women to be morally more pure? Part of equality is the equal capacity to be a shithead.

“What native residents take away from that is not my concern.”

I say this as an immigration attorney. The use of the words “line jumpers” is what contributes to the current status of many in the exploited underclass.