*drools*

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

They need to make fun of it on SNL for him to stop.

It further proves one can’t buy class.

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

To be fair, we all wish that

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

Someone made this for our Senator and I think it’s working.

I didn’t know Nordstrom even carried Ivanka Trump’s line.* I just assumed that TJ Maxx had an exclusive on Ivanka’s line because every time I’m there, I see racks and racks of her fugly clothes, untouched by the masses.

The tweet was sent by iPhone, indicating someone else (Ivanka???) sent it on behalf of Trump, who typically tweets from his unsecured Android phone.

Here is a link to a PDF of the letter from Coretta Scott King. Please fax it to Mitch’s office with the header “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” His fax number is (202) 224-2499, and you can use HelloFax or any other free faxing service to send it from your computer.

Up is down, left is right, and lawyers are my favorite people in 2017.

This is karma for Macy’s shutting down Marshall Fields in Chicago.

I used to think that maybe Trump was being so awful during the race because he and Hillary were working to get her into the White House (they were friends, after all), but then it backfired and nobody was more aghast than Trump, himself.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

Actual depiction of your reaction to this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My grandparents were undocumented immigrants (from the northern border) and I loooooooooove reminding my racist relatives of that fact. Just watching some of them try to justify it somehow without actually saying “but they were white” is a trip. But they’re not racist! They just wanted “change”. And here it is.