No matter what the votes end up saying: it’s Cruella. This is not a real contest because Cruella is the Truth.

No matter what the votes end up saying: it’s Cruella. This is not a real contest because Cruella is the Truth.

These are all these Breitbart assholes that are pissed because Milo was banned.

correct. and they aren’t even the GOOD gawker trolls. they’re like, the guys who the Gawker trolls wouldn’t let in the cool troll club so now they’re trying again over here. It’s not even sporting to mess with them, honestly, but I’m in a mood.

Somebody’s feefee’s got hurt. Love a dude trolling Jezebel calling people everyone cunts (because he’s so sure that will trigger us all) but BOY he can’t handle even the gentlest retaliation. Don’t dismiss what you invite, boo boo. Kisses!

I don’t think I would have heard of this movie if not for 1) the people I follow on Twitter and 2) that I follow The Mary Sue borderline obsessively. I heard about it when it was first announced and saw some of the stills, but it’s 100x cooler to actually watch them strut around and be intelligent, competent badasses.

I’m a divorce lawyer. 50% chance you’ll be reading in a pleading in 5-15 years: “He was so cheap, and so emotionally abusive, that he refused to buy me an engagement ring. He told me that the money was better spent on a house. I reluctantly agreed. Now, since the down payment came from his separate property, he’s…

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

I’m talking strictly about his economic situation. I find it extremely unlikely that many people working at or near minimum wage would have such savings.

sorry elroy’s giving you shit too. i’d bet my life savings he’s a fat white guy. as a white woman, i apologize for his behavior.

Pretty sure it’s a troll.

He more than likely is white and pretending to be black online. He comes across as a troll trying too hard to imitate what a black person might say.

You’re*

Third Eye Woke.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

“I want Honey Nut Cheerios”

Well, she should be grateful that a man stepped back and let her win. #HillaryDropOut and all that.

Fellow fed here. I am so frustrated with fed agency IT departments. It seems like all they did to clean up after the data breach was update the yearly FISSA+ training to say “DON’T GIVE OUT PII” over and over again.