I remember a time when transvaginal ultrasounds were being pushed by all the red states. I also remember when people would say “is that REALLY so invasive?”

See they kept saying “take him seriously not literally” but it turns out they should have taken him literally.

If I had a million stars I would give them all to you.

I laugh. Because sometimes people who make bad and stupid choices SHOULD be punished.

Good. I feel no sympathy for that family. You let your mom vote for Trump knowing your father was “an illegal?” WTF did you think would happen? “Oh we are good people!” LOL but you broke the law to get here! Isnt that what you always say? He should have gotten in line and just came here legally. Isnt that what you…

Not only that, but ICE is going for low hanging fruit. People in courthouses, women in shelters, people on the street, anyone who “looks illegal” and is driving a car, etc.

OH HE RUINED THE COUNTRY BY DOING NOTHING!

Yeah that is my worry. The federal government will just keep harassing me and harassing me.

LOL I have been stashing some cash away just in case. I also gave my husband a serious “Here is what to do” list JUST IN CASE.

Nice try derp-a-derp.

1) I dont do immigration work

When my mother died my mother’s family tried to force my dad to make me “embrace my Latina heritage” and when he was like “um my wife just died and I am trying to raise a 2 yr old and you guys dont even visit or ask about her except to dictate what she should do.”

Every. Fucking. Time.

I promise you, they are.

I have women coming into my office terrified of their husbands and even more scared of going to court to get help. So far ICE hasnt been hitting Chicago very hard, but the suburbs and collar counties are having constant raids.

Good for you. I really mean that. I personally cannot find the willpower to feel bad for someone who knew they would lose their insurance (or should have known) and then voted to lose their insurance AND TO TOP IT OFF now feels like they can bitch about losing their insurance.

Just so we are ALL clear, Cogsworth himself said the following while giving Belle a tour of the castle.

Personally I like Slut City more.

Man if some asshole talked to me like that I would flip my shit. It sucks though that she HAS to be poised and articulate and keep her cool and never show any anger bc if she does!

But life is so much easier when you just throw temper tantrums and dont ACTUALLY have to govern!