They are making up for their very tiny penises.

That isn’t what happened. The judge allowed him to amend his complaint which is routine and often required. Just because he amended it doesn’t mean it will work or last.

Shhh. Facts have no place in this interview.

This was SO much better than the condescending bitchy post on gawker. http://gawker.com/the-bullshit-h…

Well she said “ There are little hairs everywhere that can burrow into your baby’s skin and cause an infection.” I dont think it has to do with the actual hair being cut, but the super small “trims” that are done at the end.

The “boobs in my face” thing rubbed me the wrong way. Up to that point I understood. Hair coloring chemicals? Yeah that could be a problem. Hairs that can lead to an infection? Ok, very much so a problem. But the idea that feeding a hungry baby isnt cool bc “boobs in my face?”

Perhaps instead of being “anti-registry” the better one would be “anti-assholes who abuse registries?”

Please please PLEASE go get help when you have someone harassing you. MANY lawyers will do the paperwork at a discounted (my office will do them for free on many occasions) rate. If you cant get a lawyer JUST GO TO YOUR COURTHOUSE. THEY WILL HELP YOU.

You can call wedding registries stupid all you like. I didnt get to live with my husband before we got married. BTW I got married when I was 26. I will enjoy my matching plates and mugs and bowls and the BEAUTIFUL china and silverware and crystal I was gifted. There was no “entrance fee” for our wedding. We made a…

Greek people love their icons.

I must see this nurse/country gal/hoedown outfit! HOW CAN YOU NOT SHARE THIS GLORIOUS OUTFIT!

That sounds IDEAL for an “after wedding snack” because I barely ate after the wedding and I was FAMISHED. I would have done head first into that basket.

Eh an hour on a plane maybe. I like like 40 minutes away from my Major City, but I wouldnt consider a wedding there “out of town.” If it was like a 3 hour drive, yes.

You can sign whatever you want, but there are many times when a court will set aside an agreement because it is bad for public policy. Mass. did that for the embryos. They said “sure you can sign an agreement, but we refuse to acknowledge it because no one should be forced to be a parent in this circumstance.”

And wings.

yeah. stop trunnin your mouf.

I’m surprised they dont answer “Bathroom mirror. CHICKEN WINGS! SEVEN FUCKING NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN!”

“Cigars in the front, party in the rear AND YOU SHOULD SEE THE SEVEN NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN AND THE TWO WAY MIRROR! CHICKEN WINGS!!!”

Dont forget, SEVEN NIGHTS OF HALLOWEEN!

i’m like 90% sure that in order to qualify for any food stamps or other poor people stuff they train you to be a sexual deviant. Like clockwork orange, but with sexual deviant-ness being drilled into your brains.