Guess I’ll do the Margaret Atwood honors.

Maybe they should add some of those.

Sticking your feet in water is not swimming.

Looking at the sausage in the cover model’s pants, I’d say he intends to banger.

Sunday.

Sunday.

I love when women watch out for other women

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

Just to correct this article, this is actually a video that was originally uploaded on the 19th December 2015 here, https://www.facebook.com/urbanleakdotco…

It happened in December, in Las Vegas in the Freemont Hotel lobby bathroom

That seemed more like an argument against having a draft at all than against having women included.

I agree with these guys. Not all of us straight guys want to have sex with the Rock. Some of us just want to spend the night cuddling on the couch with him, watching Fried Green Tomatoes, affectionately feeding each other popcorn. So maybe you do need to meet more straight guys.

This fits nicely into my personal mantra of “It’s not gay if he was in Furious 7.”

:( I tried adopting Melo but he was missing his shots.

You got traded. The whole staff swap is really a scouting exercise. Pretty sure Deadspin’s gonna make a big offer on adultosaur.

You guys better have a staff chat, because it’s very important to me to hear Jia’s opinion on which hockey advance stats are the most important.

Kendall Jenner is totally smooching Lakers guard Jordan Clarkson

Donald Trump thanks you for your support. Enjoy your privilege!

BIRDIE SANDERS.