I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I just thought I would take this moment to share my best Supreme Court justice story.

pineapple is my favorite pizza topping. I only have it for lunch because of the excessive side eye my husband gives me.

Following up on some replies to other comments, I can't tell you how much it infuriates me that when a white dude murders, he's "clearly insane" or "mentally damaged." When a Muslim murders, it's clearly their hateful religion.

Now I want next week's Pop the Question to be declined proposals. Shoes and Valentine's Day weddings are all well and good, but I need some more schadenfreude.

good edit

Good evening, everyone! My boyfriend is out of town and I am having my introvert happy time chilling at home and baking and watching an interview with Ruth Bader Ginsberg. It's on CSPAN if anyone is interested.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. P.S. could you please date and liberalize other men as well pls, maybe a couple hundred million, tyvm.

That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.

There needs to be a Jez weekly photoshop competition so that you could win it. Someone give me privs on GT I will make this happen.

if u respond, ur messages get sent back into the q for workers to pick up. we cant cancel ur subscription, we only get paid to reply. also he isnt pretending to forget about ur breakup we legit cant see more than the lsat few messages

American men sometimes have strange demands

My look atm. I get comments on how tired I look, and I shrug and say: "Two to three weeks until I hand in my thesis. How else am I supposed to look? " And they nod. It feels glorious, not to give a shit about makeup for a few weeks. And not to hear shit about the way i look, too.

Great minds...?

I made my shoes! I took an old pair and decopaged some comic book pages to them so they were cute and snazzy and on theme!

Oh, Burt, I loved you as a commenter and I loved you as a writer.