Is this the start to the io9/deadspin authors swap? What are sports of the future? How will the robot quarterback change football?

Depends on the location. My middle class suburban school had a DARE officer. My friend’s gang town (literally, bloods and crips) elementary school 15 minutes away had its own SWAT locker and yeah, it was needed at times.

It IS all about marching band season!

Thanks for the tip!

I swap Bailey’s for water for St Patrick's Day, you can really taste the difference.

But it’s still our reproductive system and has everything to do with reproduction, whether we choose to use it for that purpose or not. You don’t need to reproduce to have a period.

Why? It's tracking your reproductive system. I think it's a better category than sexuality health.

Costco brand antibacterial wipes fit on Swiffer wet jets, for a cheaper refill. I’d argue that Swiffer generally can use alternate pads, like the trick of putting an old sock over dry Swiffer for reusable dusting.

Odd, it’s been said for a while that part of “love” is being attracted to each other's smell from having different immune systems. That way your children will have an immune system that combines the different aspects.

Ha, came here to see if they were related

So the Sailor Moon above wasn't good enough because she still looks black? Try again.

At work, I had an older couple trying to set up twin e-readers. They insisted that they had two different accounts using the same email but different passwords. No amount of explaining convinced them that this wasn’t possible. We finally got them to agree that one of them would make another email account.

Well that’s fun when your Lenovo laptop doesn’t have the hardware to support Windows 10, so has no eligible drivers and you're stuck forever with Windows 8 -_-

A feminist reaction against pocket oppression

Hey Brandi, I was thinking about signing up for one for a friend and thought it would be awesome if you did a beauty box guide. Like “For the vegan”, “For the all-natural girl”, “For the spa lover”, “For the bargain hunter”, etc. You could link to your already done reviews but it could be an easier way for people to…

Second Avenger to go cannibal.

Thank you, common user. I too have a Lenovo laptop and apparently mine is one of the ones they don't recommend upgrading because there's no drivers for it. As I discovered once I upgraded and found I had no sound. I downgraded, have found no problems yet.

1 in 6 US women have been sexually assaulted. Almost all of us know someone who has been raped. So yes, we carry pepper spray and knives and batons and whistles because part of our culture is knowing that we could be attacked by anyone at anytime. It might mean we wear these to parties as well as walking out to our…

On a Monday, a few years ago, my sweet dog was diagnosed with cancer. Tuesday, I found a note slid under my door from my landlord saying since my lease was up the next month, he’d rented the place out to someone else. This was my dream house, the cozy cottage on the beach.

The joke is on all of us. Unbeknownst to me, my Lenovo doesn’t have the necessary hardware for 10, so I upgraded, found I had no drivers, and had to downgrade again.