"As she wailed, I spent the next hour trying to fish the thing out with a fondue fork covered with sticky tape. I've had more fun raking leaves than I did at that party."

Books are a perfectly legitimate thing to allow wrangling of. Well done.

Reading through this article and people's comments, I'm realizing that I never learned "cookie" or "hoo-ha" or "vagina" or whatever, it was just never even discussed. I was also never given the sex talk. Definitely makes me feel I have to do a better job with my kids.

1. Vests/waistcoats. Put a guy in a waistcoat and I go gaga, whether or not he's actually attractive (see: Marcus Mumford)

Not going to lie, I skipped down to the end figuring this was the plot of some horror movie you were recounting for a joke and it was going to end by being chased around the farmhouse by a serial killer. Seriously. Your story had all the classic elements except the serial killer. I'm almost more creeped out that this…

Really it should be the number of Marks et al who got dates divided by the total number of Marks et al. Compare those percentages across the board.

Ahahaha at first I thought you meant printer as in the machine. And then I was like "They named it? Gary?"

My bf and I have both said this. I never really knew my grandfather outside of a nursing home (thankfully I have some memories before he went really downhill) and just in the last four years, Mexador watched his grandmother, a brilliant and renowned woman, lose everything she was. I don't want to go through that and I…

That's a good idea but if I'm gonna wear a dress I want something with some slink.

Damn, I was hoping to be first with "Puny Hulk"

"How to keep him from downgrading you to dwarf planet"

I would seriously get something in every color. I would have the most fabulous toolbox ever.

A few women don't represent the entirety of the population. That's like saying a few women prefer skirts to pants so let's make more skirts and less pants.

If they made tools in all colors of the rainbow, I would be so happy. No boring steel for me.

They're for whoever likes pink. If mostly men buy something, say a black fishing pole, do we say THE FISHING POLE FOR MEN? It's just another option out there. Many, if not most, women would prefer getting the non-pink option. Pink is not the default color for women.

But don't say its "For Women". Just say "Pink".

Pink isn't the problem. The problem is assuming all women like pink, so if a company wants to brand towards women, they get lazy and just make it pink.

Freshman year of college, my idea of fun is watching movies with my friends. My boyfriend was usually partying with his roommates. He had 3 roommates because they had this huge room that used to be a lounge (and is now a great place for a major party). So this one night we talk him into watching Die Hard at my…

I'm pretty sure lots of places have grass between sidewalk and street. At least everywhere I've lived on the East Coast.

I hope this wins just for the sentence "A PhD student lived in our mango tree."