I have no idea what the statistics on this are (if there are any) but I would have thought that black people would be LESS likely to dine and dash than white people. One of the many things white people can get away with easier than others.

it’s an indiana jones reference dude

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

I really don’t want to talk in a place where I’m naked.

“throw a hot coal at her”

At least we know what his next career move will be...

And not a single comment was made about this person’s name.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

RCA Universal Remote Control.

That depends whether you make sure the zipper is closed

Interns will be compensated with a daily stipend of Fancy Feast and belly rubs

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Pluto is a fuckin planet, bitch!

She used a donor egg. It’s not hers.

Welp now I feel like shit for only having 5,000 to spend on my wedding in August. It was all we were willing to spend/could afford without going into debt. If 14,000 produces a “basic wedding” I guess I will be having a hobo wedding.