Stuff like this is (part of) why I’m not religious. The rampant homophobia is a feature, in addition to a truckload of other -phobias.

A good a place as any to post one of my favorite passages:

this. right. here. fam. The American idea of Blackness, one bestowed upon us by Whites, firstly as negroes, coloreds, and now as “the blacks”, continues to try to simplify the Black American experience under one uniform umbrella. We should spend more time accepting and celebrating our differences based on region and…

Chapped Lip and Wearing Sandals With No Socks and Unclipped Toe Nails Twitter.

Atomic Dog ain’t that great. There, I said it.

Uncle Luke demands a recount. *listens to scarred*

“Beckyhive”

How else would we know what good music is? Taylor is the control in the experiment of music. Because she is SO basic, the great one’s are even greater.

I’m sure there’s a couple Mavericks employees who could describe, in incredibly graphic detail, exactly what Noel did to himself.

That photo is so white it just flicked the lone piece of pepper off of it’s chicken.

Don’t be so unfair to this photo! It voted for Obama twice, you see.

Only with a complete misunderstanding of the word racism. People will tell you that racism only describes a systematic advantage based on race and that they can only be ‘prejudice’.

That photo is so white it just told me how articulate I am.

That photo is so white that as soon as I clicked on the article it feared for it’s life.  

That photo is so white, it slid to the other side of the browser when I looked at it.

That photo is so white that as soon as I clicked on the article it showed me a picture of its avocado toast.

That photo is so white that as soon as I clicked on the article it asked to see my drivers license.

Srsly. I’m so tired from Easter dinner-making & hostessing, I didn’t even blink till after Ben Carson & Ikea.

Because Wakanda ain’t real.

Wow, way to bury a legitimate point under layers of aggrieved-white-brogressive smarm. I think I have to change my opinion of Manziel’s tweets just so that I don’t agree with you.