Gladys being Mormon explains a lot about her decision. 

Luka isn’t real. GameBoy is an Ender’s Game-esque NBA 2K simulation.

The nation of Israel only exists because white people didn’t an influx of Jewish people immigrating to their countries. 

She’s undoubtedly talented.

Ted Cruz makes me wish we bullied that smarmy know-it-all kid more in high school.

White Hispanics have been staking their claim since the GW. Bush administration.

Not racist. Just not funny. 

This just sounds like a Tyler Perry problem. Issa’s character behaves like this whenever any fine nigga smiles at her.

I don’t believe this is real. This is a plot to distract.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

The crowd is actually as diverse as the city is

No.

It’s never a good idea to be surrounded by idiots 

I tell my little siblings this all the time. Just because you have white friends doesn’t mean it’s safe to do white things.

I Stan a mess box. 

Fuck him. Fuck Brewers fans.

The MLB is lame now because it was perfect 15 years ago.

Trout is a lame. Most of MLB’s stars are lames (at least the American stars). Trout has as much talent as Griffey but has none of the charisma. It’s like the league is populated with a bunch of Kahwi Leonard’s and Matt Ryan’s.

You’re safe. Most of us fanatical left wingers have remembered that being an asshole is different than being a monster.

The concept of a salary cap isn’t the problem, it’s the NBA’s idiotic version of a cap. The NBA cap locks financially locks teams into mediocrity while allowing a few teams to accumulate talent through convoluted mechanisms like the mid-level exceptions and the bird rule. Just make it a hard cap with a high floor and…