If nothing else, it paints the “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument” sticker in a rather different light. And the one that says “I’m going as fast as I can.”

Yeah I was like that is a great paint job And I liked that year of Passat and I saw the sticker and immediately clicking ND. because there is not enough steam in the world to kill the amount of hepatitis living in those cushions.

The “FAKE TAXI” sticker on the back tells me everything I need to know.

I appreciate the whimsy, but there is not $10k worth of kitsch here, nor can the underlying vehicle justify such a price.

I really tip my hat to this guy-he’s done a decent job with the paint. For what he’s asking, he could have at least tired to detail the engine bay. ND

I’ve seen this and can confirm that’s the way I’ve seen it in practice.

You must not know very many teenagers. In my whole circle of friends and coworkers with kids of driving age, there is exactly ONE who is getting their license. And only because his parents are forcing him to. He’s in all sorts of extra-curricular activities, and they are tired of being his personal chauffer. Where…

Read the article.  Manual transmission 

When I was a little dude, my parents had a Gremlin with (IIRC) a straight-6 258cid and a three-speed manual on the floor. It apparently had a habit of twisting driveshafts, or maybe that was just my dad’s right foot.

“a business transaction.” And it’s not even YOUR business.  

Is saying, “What would you like?” too challenging for you? 

Indeed, trying to think of ways to respond to the ‘thank you for your service’ us vets have to endure is pretty rank as well.

So you want to do business but only on your terms?

Door damage is from improper use of turn signal. Clearly.

Marrying Jimmy is a long way to go for a long con.

Audi driver. Second confirmation.

May I introduce you to Right-Wing British motoring journalist and wit Jeremy Clarkson...?

Agreed.  I don’t watch tv in bed either.  Bed is for sleeping.

What makes the controversy over pineapple on pizza more funny is that the ‘Hawaiian pizza’ was invented by Sotirios ‘Sam’ Panopoulos, the owner (with his two brothers) of a small chain of restaurants in Ontario, Canada; it was called ‘The Hawaiian’ after the brand of canned pineapple they used. It’s about as Hawaiian…

Ketchup absolutely belongs on hot dogs, and I’ll die on that hill.