Or just go the Wayne Rooney route, unabashedly do it and then give the same explanation Rooney did: he was barely 30 years old, didn’t want to be bald and had the means to fix it. Own it.

Drexler did not need any fucking hair.

Geez, what a liar. It was more like 72 feet.

As a Celtics fan that has had his hopes and dreams stomped on by this guy many times over the years it’s hard for me to admit this, but this is just another example of why Lebron is the greatest player of all time. Not only is he the most physically gifted and talented player on the floor, but he also sees everything…

That’s impressive, but Michael Jordan averaged 0.1 more retained facts per game during the ‘90-’91 season, and that was with fact-checking and hand-checking

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Dude has definitely put some money into his hairline this year.

I don’t think it can be argued that they are better without Kyrie. This is moreso a preview of how damn good they can be with a healthy Kyrie and Hayward. The rest of the team is playing at a top-of-the-East level without them. They may be able to play at a contender level with them in future seasons.

Yeah it looked like they got off to a bad start and then just said, “Ah, the hell with it.”

Bear in mind that Cleveland’s defense is essentially trash. The Celtics had a tough time with Milwaukee because the Milwaukee defense is not trash. The offense is. Either Houston or Golden State would have a whole lot more to throw at Celtics guards and give them trouble, and that’s where Kyrie could also be huge.

Yeah, imagine if the Bucks only had a decent coach who didn’t think playing Shabazz and Jason Terry together for extended minutes would be good idea.

All I know is, I know a construction crew that got hurt less than the Celtics this season.

On one hand they’re not getting defense nearly as good as they have right now if they’re playing Kyrie over Rozier.

I think where they could miss Kyrie is in situations where a really tough and organized defensive team forces them into late clock situations, where his shot-making is almost indefensible. They might be better defensively without him, but their relatively unspectacular offense could sure benefit from his…

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

I really really hope Ainge keeps that team together instead of blowing it up again this summer.

So the starting unit would probably be Kyrie, Brown, Hayward, Tatum and Horford if they don’t make a big move for Kawhi/Davis/George (or whichever flavor of the month is tied to the Celtics). All five can put up 25 on any given night, they can all shoot the 3 and are also great defenders other than Kyrie...

that would be fundamentally underrated if we’re sticking with the theme

Agreed. He’s a Swiss-Army Center, who will fit into any scheme Brad Stevens can devise, which has been critical in this season of injuries for the Celtics.