You make a solid point with that one, I must admit.

BEYONCE IS ALMOST THE SAME WORD AS BENGHAZI!!!11!

The amount of conspiracy theories about Beyonce are exhausting and people need to calm the fuck down.

Did you refer to them as “the brothers” before or during the game?

Nothing kills a game faster than the guy playing point insisting on shooting quick threes like he’s on an NBA fast-break. Then you have to awkwardly ignore him as he calls for the ball on the way down the court. Good times had by none.

You forgot “Don’t jack three’s like you’re Steph Curry. You are not Steph Curry”. That guy is the worst, and it’s a sure-fire way to make sure you are never passed the ball again. There’s one at every game who takes the ball just over half court and then chucks one up because shockingly no one is defending him that…

pretty darn close

True. Plus, every other GM is (understandably) wary with regards to doing business with Danny.....it seems like they know that Danny is fairly smart, and they don’t trust smart people. These GM's trust stupid people. Like Phil fcuking Jackson.

On the plus side, this will mark the first time a shitshow features actual shit.

This is true. Boston's intelligence has always been based on its ability to "accumulate assets", which can be useless if the assets aren't very good. But (and as a Knick fan, I need you to understand how much I HATE to say this), the team is moving in a decent direction. The playoff scenario last year gave Boston a…

The Wolves were trying to get him for Dunn and LaVine, but word is the Bulls wanted Wiggins which was never going to happen. The package you’ve got there is just outlandish.

Just read a report on the Bulls ask for Butler. It was moronic.

This is the best comment ever.

He would’ve been adored by the fans in the nose bleeds.

It’s kind of redundant. If you paid money to attend a draft, you’re probably an asshole to begin with.

They went after Okafor too, but the 76ers reportedly countered with a deal that included Nerlens Noel, Robert Covington, and the 24th and 26th picks in exchange for Boston’s No. 13 and No. 16.

Okafor is just such a stiff defensively though. I dont know if it would change with him being in a competitive environment, but what the hell would be the point of building around a big man that would be a huge mismatch against the style of play the elite teams use?

They booed every single one of their picks. And looked like trash while doing so. Well, that’s Boston for ya.

I like the Celtics. But people who “attend” the draft and boo draft picks are assholes. None of these assholes knows how any of this is going to work out. Some 19 year old gets *drafted* and you boo. You ared an asshole. Let him at least suck first.

Wait. Surely the only change here is in the first C, right? You were never calling them the “Seltiss”?