They could because that would be dumb and it’s the Sixers.

You understand it’s still Philadelphia right?

I eagerly await the 2017 draft in which the Celtics and Danny Ainge continue the tradition of being hamstrung by having so many picks they lose leverage in trades and having pick X+1 in a X star player draft.

Exactly correct.

Curry is the best shooter alive, and maybe the best ever, but there’s apparently a good reason Durant and Westbrook chuckled when asked about Curry’s defense.

Zach Lowe noticed it, and obviously Cleveland noticed it, as their best offense in games 5-6-7 was “get the ball to Lebron or Kyrie and let him…

It’s just like vaccinations!

Aron Afflalo’s clown ass is gonna leave, too. He’ll go to San Antonio for the vet minimum.

Over/under on number of on-court fistfights: 4.5

who quits on the team first between Rose, Melo, and Howard?

I just copied and pasted this comment into a gchat with some excited Knicks fans. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Watch out for his exclusive scoop that LeBron is about to sign a max deal with the Seattle SuperSonics.

How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?

So, how long until someone makes the 100 hour youtube video that’s just him saying “over and over and over and over and over and over and over...”

Even Mac Dre thinks Marshawn Lynch has a thick Bay accent.

To be fair though, LeBron is an incredible defender in his own right and a far more versatile defender. LeBron could have guarded both John Stockton and Karl Malone very effectively in the same game.

Steals are a trash way of measuring defense. Larry Hughes led the NBA in steals—not because he was a good defender, but because he was a terrible one who hunted for steals at the expense of giving up easy backdoor cuts and drives to the basket.

He makes our team bigger than life.

And let’s not forget a key part of that trial and error and corrections was supergluing Delly to the bench. Holy shit, he sucks.

I said this earlier to another commenter —

Yes...before they adjusted their gameplan. Their defensive scheme was entirely different after that, and it obviously worked. Now other teams can follow that same defensive gameplan. Not every team has the personnel to pull it off, but I think teams are going to be a hell of a lot better at stopping/slowing down GS…