The S2000 is my favorite car for under 10k from the late 80s to early 90s as well.

Or conversely, go to Jersey Mike’s and get a mini that’s actually 5 inches. Much better sandwich. Though it’s about double the price. But hey, it has double the meat, so...

Rock Chalk, Crip Walk

He is able to make that face because the aide just told him the syphilis test came back positive again.

Sometimes I wonder if he was raised in a touring vaudeville company and taught that you have to make bizarre expressions to communicate. Many of his frowns and pouts look like they’re designed to throw to the back row in a dark carnival tent. 

It’s an incredibly impressive frown. I can’t even get close.

See below. Clearly, Rudy is a Muppet. 

hzj78 troopy.

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

A) Good

“This young Guerrero Jr. is a star in the making, and Canadians have adopted them as their own. I propose we find an appropriate way to honor him, and I have a few ideas.”

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

Land Cruisers are like dogs.  They are all good and they are all the best!  

Seems hypocritical for a peacenik to have such a high WAR.

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Think of how exciting it will be to worry about it!

The answer, as always, is GTI...or in this case, Golf R. Here’s one in Springfield, about 10 miles away, for 35k.

I think lapped cars should be allowed to turn around and drive in the opposite direction at full throttle, take out a few opponents, then pause and hit ‘Restart Race’.

...wait, what are we talking about again?

Wait, are you saying that you didn’t enter your huge, expensive birthday party on a camel?