That asterisk looks expensive

Thank you, internet sir or madam.

Wow, didn’t expect to see a Panhard PL17 wagon here. This is my dad’s, brought over from Belgium a few years ago. It’s nestled between a Dyna X familiale and a Dyna Z in southeast Michigan. 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

[writes “37. Lennay Kekua”]

Who are you? Yogi Berra?

“a living sacrifice to the reptilian underlords” - Alex Jones

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

*David Attenborough voice* “Distraught and powerless to help, the elder Caravan watches in agony as its young is sucked into the deep abyss of the pit.”

Infrastructure! Who needs it.

This is the prefect response.

Bless your heart.

Why isn't that angle available all the time?

One of the finest things in sports is mlb.tv’s “Park” audio option, with no sounds but the crack of the bat and the snap of the glove and a pleasant background hum of the audience.

Great job Kevin.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2. Reese’s Puffs
3. Frosted Flakes
4. Rice Krispies Treats
5. Froot Loops

Apparently I love a bowl of pure sugar in milk? I will say I lost a ton of weight in high school eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch + skim milk and half a grapefruit for breakfast every day. I want to try it again except I have a…

Happens to the best of us. Your laying it out—absolutely everything possible—in the conference room for the last doughnut and boom there’s the conference room table that you completely forgot. Once your hung up on it, there’s no way to recover. It’s a mid morning nap or nothing