Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother’d had
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye
He was big and bent and gray and old
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: “My name is ‘Sue X Æ A-12!’ How do you do!?

This is a work of art and a thing of beauty, but for that kind of money you could buy a car.

Striped Toyota best Toyota.

It looks a lot more like an NSX, McLaren or Ferrari now. And those are totally rad.  I don’t know why I object to that, but some part of me does.

Would you pay that for an unadulterated Saturn Sky? No. So why would you pay it for a Saturn Sky with a bad body kit?

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

+1 on the Saab, that thing is a beast!

Someone get this person to a Waffle House, ASAP.

The Acura is a great choice. This generation’s design is my favorite TL.

The avocado. It was the focal point of so many cultural flash points - generational antipathy against millennials, panics about shortages potentially caused by deportations ad tariffs, using peas as a substitute in guacamole, just to name a few. 

It will be Grade B forever in my heart.

Yep. Now there’s only Grade A, “processing grade”, and substandard—but Grade A has four subdivisions depending on light transmittance, with the expectation being that a darker color means more maple flavor.

This is what Mercedes thinks of us?

I think how much you spend on the vehicle is highly, highly dependent upon what other expenses you have. If you make $100k/yr but you own your house/condo, have no student loan debt, and have some money in the bank then go right ahead and buy a $70k car.

I love how we’ve reached a point where a 2.0L 4-cylinder with 326 horsepower and 384 lb-ft of torque is prefaced with ‘only’ 

I ended up with a 1987 Elite scooter and a broken laptop screen.

I have owned lots of stick shift cars, and I still hate driving them in traffic.

Baseball is most fun when lots of guys are running hard and the ball is being thrown.