Don’t forget, after getting drilled in the head with a Betances fastball, James McCann put one into the bleachers off the face of a Yankees’ fan.

I see you shiver with antici

I like this pair. My garage is somewhat similar in size/purpose/practicality, although my gasoline expenditure is a little less budget-friendly. This is a digression, but I strongly believe that the two-car garage is the way to go if you have the room to park them, and I mean that on nearly any budget—you could have a…

2 billion people watch cricket. The cricket-playing countries have a total population approaching 1.5 billion people. Of those, how many play cricket? Not all of them. Of the ones who do, how many are competent hitters? The boundary in cricket is much closer than an outfield wall, and the bowler can’t bend the elbow…

I’ll wager that 95% of the people commenting that a homer is easier couldn’t put one over the fence in beer league softball.

More people can dunk.

1. Pay actors less.

At the trump tiki torch factory.

Continuing...

BECAUSE OF COUSE SAM WOULD HAVE TO INTERRUPT GILLY AT THAT EXACT MOMENT, ONE OF THE MOST IMORTANT MOMENTS ON THE GOD DAMN SHOW BECAUSE OF FUCKING COURSE A WOMAN CANT EXPLAIN SHIT WITHOUT BEING SHUT DOWN. 

Challenge Accepted!

Big deal. I can do that with a three wood.

You might be a popped collar criminal but are you a double popped collar criminal?

That thing probably has all the structural rigidity of a box of donuts.

*Scans list*

A $2 million fine for Exxon sounds like a rounding error’s rounding error

Before going back to re-read the headline of this article, I was really unsure where your comment was going.

If your headline replaced “grounds” with “blacks” you have the reason I am banned from most local bars.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...