Only other option is the 60-day DL, and if all goes well, he should be ready before that expires.

There are only 10 and 60 day DLs. My guess is they didn’t put him on the 60 because there is a chance he is ready before then (they said 42-56 days after all). He would have to stay out for 60 days regardless of whether he was better or not if they’d stashed him there.

10-day DL

Just what the world needs, another overpriced pickup truck that seems to be more concerned about luxury than utility.

When I first saw the header I thought the photog was pretending the camera was his... johnson.

I dont know whats more disturbing, the fact that this piece of shit was luring people to take cash, or the fact that people were desperate enough to pay cash, $3500 at that, for a 15 year old Echo. But I guess if you really need a car, but still.

Idiot. Wilson hit 94 homers that year.

This stuff can clean anything. I swear this stuff is made from unicorn spines and pixie eyeballs.

He finally saw this and went into witness protection

You are about to make an enemy of Jolie Kerr! She does not love the stuff. I however, find it great for cleaning a stainless steel pan.

You’re probably too young to remember that you should have just posted video of Norm MacDonald’s ESPY hosting instead.

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

“Well, he popped that one u — holy shit it’s a homer...”

Remember when poker was really big? Poker pros with all the charisma of a moist towelette raking in that sweet endorsement money. That was a really stupid thing that happened.

Never forget...

Ew, no.

You know who should have a role, though? And more than a cameo? And whose obligations to her soon-to-be-ending show are freed up, or soon to be, though?

Tatiana Maslany. Tatiana needs to be on this show. Also, she’s socially progressive and doesn’t make shit like “Hotline Bling”.

Here’s Thor, finding out I wasn’t going to volunteer to walk him at the shelter anymore, because I decided to take him home.

Some bright spark at 7-Eleven got the idea to package and sell their Big Bite hot dogs in the refrigerator case.

Now I just need to find a good home version of the roller grill and I’ll be playing with house money until it’s time to meet the gods, my life on earth fulfilled.

Your assumption that it all still works is heartening.

A warranty... oh man, that’s a good one. Maybe they’ll wash it and give you a handy before you drive off, too.