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This is amazing. Thanks to a good human for doing something really important for a fellow human, and for following the instinct to take action.

Yes, it’s not far. But here’s another thought - the guy was working a crappy job to try to save up and get a car. Now that he’s got one, he might be able to find a better paying job that’s further away. He might be able to attend some career training after/before work to get into a career.

Yeah, this. After owning 5 BMWs (and with two still in the garage), the 2-Series with a stick is the only one I’d realistically buy new. They axe that, and the only reason I’m walking into the dealership is to visit the parts counter.

Am I not supposed to like The Strokes? Because, I like The Strokes...a lot.

Hey there! I did that. Me and my friends keep seeing it reposted after more than a year and it warms our little hearts that so many people are wise to the ways of narcs. I posted it on reddit way back when and never thought it’d spread over the entire internet.

I posted this a few months ago (and again earlier today! Because Trump!) but I doubt I was the first. I’ve been hanging on to it to use in the book about narcissism I’ll publish once my mother has died.

-NarcissistPrayer-

Vlade Divac spits out coffee, hastily reaches for phone

I mean this in the nicest way possible...

aww, I got excited because I thought Vijay was throwing up The Roc.

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Fuck Jeremy Christian and fuck your disingenuous question.

I can just imagine Ed Hochuli going to town on somebody, then flexing and kissing his biceps as he announces a personal foul call on the mangled heap of human at his feet...

I’m a Cardinals fan *ducks* and I will never forget that homer. He absolutely destroyed Lidge with one swing.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Me too. I used to live in Austin and every time Drafthouse does something cool I get sad.

I really miss Alamo Drafthouse. They have such neat events.

Dave Chappelle shouldn’t be embarrassed about saying we should give Trump a chance. I think you should always give people the opportunity to do their job and prove themselves. In this case, Trump has proved that he’s a wildly inconsistent, bizarre, childish man with impulse control issues.

Still the best baseball Dog