I’m really disappointed to learn you can’t change your own wiper blades. It’s a 30 second job, and fresh blades are $10 for the pair at Costco. Man up, Drew.

It’s been a while since I’ve cried at work for reasons that didn’t require bourbon later.

To bad her story wasn’t selected

There are four, FOUR! spellings of Kaden and not one single Raiden. The world is moving in the wrong direction.

Don’t worry, he’ll be the last Lannister standing.

“Don’t all double plays start with a 6-9?” [Wink followed by smile]

Everybody is starving and hungry to sit in front of a camera and talk

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

The left jab when he comes back for round two was my favorite. I mean, the aggressor is wearing his Sunday Finest punch-me face, leads with his chin, and is clearly anticipating the right.... and then wham, the left puts him on his heels again.

I wanna Helluva Kick both of them in the face soooooooo hard...

Big Juice got him.

Well, at least they’ll all have Cobra Kai to fall back on if this doesn’t work out.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

*it’s

Oh more stars surely!

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was troubled by the Rockets’ display, saying that “Publicly mocking a man for cinder blocking his free heaves at the ball hole isn’t our way. I hope the Rockers learn from this.”

Look up his response to whether he supports the G.I. Bill. He obviously has no idea it’s a program to provide college tuition for veterans.

Also, don’t forget Jack Ryan from the Clancy novels. I’m sure that also gets mixed in there, as I’m sure he forgets that he is a fictional character.

This is the speech pattern that grandpa has right before you have the uncomfortable conversation where you tell him he can’t live by himself anymore.