“Pfft. Amateur.”

Running driving weird wagon for under $1500. That’s pretty much an automatic NP.

Depending on the font, Q can be symmetrical on a diagonal.

Let’s not get too excited until we find out tomorrow if a fan calls in a penalty

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

According to multiple sources, including NYT, it was an in-house project. Who knows where the demand for the commercial came from, but I doubt it would have been very easy to say, “Are you fucking kidding me with this shit?”

This skit was not meant to be used as a template, Pepsi. Good fucking lord.

in an exploration of what that truly means to live life unbounded, unfiltered and uninhibited.”

Apparently, this ad was created by Pepsi’s in-house “content creation arm,” because Wieden+Kennedy or BBDO or a real ad agency wouldn’t be so fucking busy navel gazing that they’d let this one past the goalposts.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Please, please, signal when you are about to exit. Otherwise people about to enter don’t know that you’re exiting and are forced to stop and wait, defeating the entire purpose of a roundabout.

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

And yes, that is Steve Tasker, who the Bills apparently drafted straight out of eleventh grade.

Nobody thinks that.

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

Is there anythig more timeless than a 308 GTB? So perfectly styled.