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Now I’m really anxious to see what it looks like after they assemble all the pictures.

I was going to same something snarky along the same lines. Like, “does this car even exist in full form?”

Glad it wasn’t a Mustang. That lady would be RIP.

They’ve done it! They’ve finally done it!

Floppy Dillmore

Those basically make the same sounds as FNC.

Great name too!

It matters to Fox News. They had the audacity to speculate foul play as the truck driver was taking his last breath. Why does my office insist on keeping that trash on the break room TV?

Just getting around to eating myself. Limited options at 3:45 in downtown Houston so I ended up with a bowl from Bullritos. It is average at best. I feel your hungry pain.

Haha I read the headline that way too. Couldn’t figure out why someone would be offended about being called a “bad mutha”.

Hate to be that guy, but George likes velvet. Star for the Seinfeld reference nonetheless.

Nice necklace, John. The Buckle circa 1998 appreciates your business.

As a Vikings fan who still distinctly remembers the 1998 loss to the Falcons, I can definitively say that a heartbreaker is worse.

Instant chills at that clip. Kid will remember that for the rest of his life.

Emma Watson + HermioneStranger, I see what you did there.

Unfortunately, it turns out this is not a question.

On the plus side, I have noticed that the number of “likes” he gets on his tweets is dropping steadily. Every single one used to hit 6 figures, now it’s typically 50-75k. Pretty sure that’s close to the number of bot followers he has.

Maybe that’s why she destroyed it....

So what steps do we need to get this guy on the USMNT in time for 2022 World Cup qualifying?