Thought the headline said “gets teased by security”, so I was mildly disappointed when they busted out the stun gun instead of pointing and laughing.

You’ll always have that helmet.

What’s amusing about a game with so many runners stranded is that it’s not a particularly fun game for fans of the winning team, either. Sure, there’s relief once the inning is over, but every runner in scoring position feels like it’s slowly draining you of your soul. It’s a creeping feeling of dread and distress…

Literally haven’t heard her name in about 3 years.

A 1992 Ford Ranger with a 5-speed was my first car. Any MT Ranger would certainly have the benefit of being cheap, however, the learning curve when you go from a truck to a car can be steep. The clutch in a Ford Ranger will be nothing like the clutch in a car.

She still would have done a better job of blocking the ball than this Charlie Brown fool.

He looks jacked.

The Smoky and the Bandit car sold for $550k. Just food for thought.

Looked at the pic, thought “gotta be Houston”....

Came here to say something similar. Had her circled in the photo and everything. Star for you.

Since when did kneeling become a sign of respect?

Rider rating check?

Definitely spent all morning thinking it’s Thursday. Maybe I’ll just stick with that and not show up on “Friday”.

Three zeros + Geo = CP

Is that what he looks like now?

Really wanted to see the ‘Source’ but struck the Kotaku work firewall again! Blast!

Worse yet, why out the security guard??? How does that make your story any “cooler”?

Maybe she just has a condition similar to my uromysitisis.

I live in Houston and was watching KPRC when this happened. The anchors were so giddy over the win, including Dominique Sachsa (so fine), that some Music City Miracle-type play would have resulted in a legendary meltdown. Alas...

#NotHouston