I had them to a debilitating level for a couple years, they would happen nearly every day. Its tough. I think the worst part for me was they were seemingly brought on by nothing. Oh, sitting and watching TV? Anxiety attack. Completely normal work day? Anxiety attack. Wake up in the middle of the night to get a…

Major anxiety sufferer. I had a panic attack during a very important work meeting. His candor is appreciated.

30pct is low... He is 40-50pct.

“Probably best defensive player at his position over a ten-year stretch” is not nearly enough to warrant Hall of Fame induction as a below-average hitter. Scott Rolen and Andruw Jones were arguably Vizquel’s equals in the field, and inarguably miles better at the plate - both of those guys deserve to go in first but…

Is there a stupider, more subjective, and more frequently wrongly bestowed award than the Gold Glove in all of sports? The only thing that I can think of that’s comparable is the Lady Byng, but at least with that it’s never something given to a player where it leaves everyone shaking their heads in disbelief.

It’s the same shit with stats guys pushing Scott Rolen for the Hall of Fame though. They think his overall numbers say he’s a HoFer but having watched like all of his career, he’s solidly in the very good category, but not among the greatest to ever play.

As a lifelong Astros fan, I was stunned when Biggio got in the HOF first ballot. All his HR’s and doubles were hit with no one on base and and his most important stat is the most hit by pitch batsman. In the playoffs or any big moment he would curl up and die. He was more like a mascot than a player, well loved but…

Exactly.

You may not fully realize it, but we are living in the Butthurt HoF.

I, for one, would visit the Butthurt HOF.

It really is bizarre. Even some of our more uncouth presidents like Nixon or LBJ at least kept that shit behind closed doors for the most part. Maybe it was just the difference of technology at the time, I dunno. But part of me thinks that if Trump didn’t have Twitter he’d just have basically his own White House TV or…

The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that.

God, why? Why won’t it end? I just want one goddamn person to slap his phone out of his baby hands and tell him to knock off the bullshit. The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that. Tin-pot dictators rail against their perceived enemies all the time. Real leaders know when to shut…

he has the character of Egg

That’s why Philadelphia selected him ovum everybody else in the draft.

for an egg, you’d think he’d be better at fowl shots.

Donny 2 Scoops claims he’s a 4 handicap. I was a 2 5 years ago before I had a total shoulder replacement and haven’t so much as picked up a club since. I’ll mortgage my house and bet that orange Julius fuck nut $1,500,000 to play straight up. No 10 foot gimmes, no fucking mulligans, every fucking stroke counts.

I live in SE PA. The shitty weather you’re after is humidity. The fucking humidity is the worst.

What’s worse? Asking for a friend.

Given that he’s got a list already, definitely not a new word for this guy