And the Sergeant!!!

Ah, thank you.

I’m a little confused. What, exactly, is on the 7 cds?

Very. Nice.

For serious.

Fuck your christian redemption. Find another arena for that patronizing bullshit. Your prayers are worthless to people like rape victims. They just help you feel better about doing nothing. Respectfully.

So.....google translate is telling me that “c’est le bras du singe” means “this is the monkey’s arm”. That...is that right?

Uh, folks. Hate to break it to you, but the word “mulatto” is in the lyrics for a song called “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. Who was that by again? IDK, some shitty grunge band in the 90's.

You are ignorant af. Respectfully.

This. I like this. Check out his Witcher videos.

She played a major part in creating some of the most beautiful and meaningful things I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing. Thank you and farewell, Ms. Yasuda. You will be missed.

Thank you. Thank you so much for this.

Yeah, I was like, “How do they know my life??”

Destiny. I hate it. I love it. I will explain it like this: Imagine a super sexy girl you start dating who on the surface has this great personality, loves kittens, etc. She is great in the sack, up for whatever, and plays video games with you. But you start to notice things. She is really mean to her mom. She is mean…

That thing you said, just now? I liked that.

It is indeed.

Yep.

You sold me on it. Acquired.

Doesn’t Master Chef already wear that stuff, but with, like, a chef hat?

I’m the P-p-president of the United St-st-states, and I do c-c-c-cocaine!