I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

GOOD TV IS YELLING TV!

I’m sure you’re all aware that the Supreme Court will begin its hearings on Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt this Wednesday.

I impulse-bought a box of discounted See’s Candy, leftover from Valentine’s Day, and absent-mindedly set it on my bed when I got home and went about my business. I just looked up and had a moment of self-awareness: I’m sitting on my bed, hunched over my laptop, surrounded by cats and a heart-shaped box of chocolate I…

Due to the shittiness of this election, I will be going into hibernation for 4 years. If Trump or Clinton get re-elected, I will extend it to another 4 years.

Man, this has been a rough week, emotionally. I had no fewer than three students burst into tears and have a breakdown/confess things to me, and while they’ve all been referred to and seen our counselor, I wish there was more that I could do for them. Some of my students (high school) have such tough home lives, and I…

Does anyone feel like they don’t have friends? I never kept in touch with people from high school or before. Even then, I was never close to anyone. But as a grew up, I never made close relationships. I do have a few acquaintances but I don’t many close people I confide in. 3 maybe 4, and we don’t talk daily or even…

Regrettably, I have no helpful stories, but I wonder if watching a little My So-Called Life might be soothing, for the moment...

Get your thyroid tested.

OK. First, that palette is amazing. Second, you are known as being both hilarious AND the one with good makeup? You are living your best life.

My first day off in twelve days is tomorrow. Emily is happy to celebrate by sitting in the window and judging me.

guys I drank an entire bottle of red wine last night and watched magic mike XXL on the big screen with like ten other girls in my major

I told several people here at some point that I would report when I went to see Hamilton. Well, tonight’s the night. I’m actually just finishing a beer a few blocks from the theatre but on my way in like 5 minutes. Center orchestra tickets! I’m terrified it can never live up to my expectations. Also, I desperately…

Guys I am so upset!

I feel so bad for the people who believe in God and carry guilt for not following archaic ideas of religion. Religion should be uplifting and positive, my heart breaks for everyone that puts themselves down because of strict religious interpretation.

So, if you get raped by a stranger, don’t abort the baby because that’s bad, but we won’t acknowledge its existence when it’s born, either.

Here.

Isn’t it such a shame that our present First Lady could be followed up by this?

“They’re treated equal,” she said. “I see him in life. He treats women the same as men. he will tell you what’s in his heart, what he thinks, he will not hold it back if you’re a woman. you’re human, a woman or a man, it’s no different.”

I’m supporting Clinton because I think she’ll be a better general election candidate than Sanders and I think she’ll be a better president too. However I am also supporting her because she’s a woman. And everytime I see any sort of criticism of that line of thinking it just reinforces my belief that we have to…