Britney’s endorsement of presidential candidates is very important to me.

The hypocrisy of the GOP makes my brain hurt.

Adorbs. Except:

Error. My family dog is hottest and best in show at sitting on couches.

“Don’t die! You can’t give me pets and love if you die!”

OMG my little peach baby idiot does that too. Looookit

That looks EXACTLY like my cat....wait are you him? No. I’ll be good. I swear!

“I’m not fat I’m fluffy!”

I think my cat wants me encased in carbonite after putting her on a diet.

Freyja!!! Who would respond to a diet by meowing my ear drums into pulp.

Kitteh sleeps with one eye opened

I love this. My three shitbags are free-fed, too, and only one is a little plump.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

#notallcats

My current cats are essentially free fed (we put food in their bowls twice a day when we feed the dogs but they never actually empty their dish. They graze throughout the day - but if they can see the bottom of their damn dishes, they knock the bowls over (metal bowls + basement floor = distinctive sound) as if they…

This is the first time Taylor Swift noticed she is not good at singing.