Charlie Kelly?

I’m sure you’re all aware that the Supreme Court will begin its hearings on Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt this Wednesday.

How the heck have you managed to read forty-eight books this year?

My life has gone nowhere in the last year and I am now considering joining the Air Force. And by “considering,” I mean I haven’t mentioned this to anyone. Because I’m scared. I’d love to learn to fly, but from my understanding, it’s really competitive to become a pilot and being a tiny woman around a bunch of men…

Anyone wanna make some Oscar predictions? I’ve been making my way through all of the nominated films and I don’t really have any favorites thus far. However, I very much hope that Tom Hardy wins Best Supporting Actor because, in addition to being way too handsome, he is a terrific actor!

Thank you; I wish you all the best as well.

I have another job interview with a lawyer on Monday and I’m hoping he’s just looking for an assistant to harass ‘cause at this point I think I have a better chance with the Powerball. My confidence is shot.

And with Bautista on deck!

Ugh, I mean A Most Violent Year.

I have not seen Crimson Peak, but I do agree with you in regards to Jessica Chastain. I think she was miscast in both Zero Dark Thirty and A History of Violence. It’s just, like, her presence is barely felt. I think her voice may be to blame; it’s kind of a little girl’s voice. Not forceful or authoritarian like it…

I am finding it very hard to choose who to pull for in these championship series. All perennial losers makes is very difficult. Imma feel bad for all the teams that don’t win (again).

Yea, it is. Like, worse than Chris Brown. (Maybe.)

Ooh, I can relate. I recently interviewed with a lawyer. It went well; we talked about baseball! He asked me to come in for a second interview. A few days later, he called to cancel because he had filled the position.

Man, I hope I have Mother Jones’s spirit with me going forward as I continue to look for a job. I know I really fucked up quitting my last one, thinking I’d easily find another—with little to no experience, of course.

Miserable.

Also, Kinja won’t let me upload it, but look at this one!

Hope this helps!

Lucille Ball was not a natural redhead.

Remember when there was a big to-do because Annie Leibovitz photographed her naked back?

Thank you for your kind words. I hope you’re right.