I am never ever going to find a job.

Hi!!!!

That’s my idea of perfection.

I’m an already twenty-five year old who’s also fretting about her persistent virginity! So..

Go see it alone!

Duggar got replaced in the news cycle by Dolezal, who’s been replaced by Charleston.

I feel you. I have reached a point where I am considering calling my mom who I have not spoken to in a couple of months to ask for help. It will very likely not go well. But I just can’t do this anymore.

My unemployment continues! This week I received a rejection e-mail that read, “You would not be a good fit for this job.” Now I barely remember applying for this job, but I felt like this line was very pointed and unfair, especially considering they’ve never met me. Have you experienced this kind of language?

I was told that mid-April was the deadline for moving forward with the hiring process for this job that I actually kinda want. I thought the first interview went well, but I’ve spent the last two weeks waiting to hear back about a second one. I sent a follow-up e-mail on Thursday night but Friday passed without any…

You mean Ida? (I love that movie.)

I want to start my new life! With a fabulous job and beautiful skin and a cute dog and flying lessons! But I’m stuck waiting for a follow-up interview and all this irritation from using Retin-A to subside. No disappointment, please!

I think you are pretty much me. I know that my twenty-five + years of virginity is a result of some serious intimacy issues; I get really uncomfortable when the prospect of sex presents itself. Just knowing that someone likes me makes me nervous!

Please report back on Michael Che!

What did you decide to do?!!1?

I got an interview for a job that I actually kinda want!

Ha. I was going for Stephen A. Smith, but Little Edie works, too!

I think you would be much better off if he did divorce you.

I relate to you relating to Little Edie. Life has not been great for me, either. Howevah, I am deeply envious of your cheddar biscuits.

It's a Samoyed.

$900?! How do they even justify that?