My new year’s eve date is pretty cute though.

Yay for a social. I was really bummed earlier today about spending NYE alone but this makes it better. So I’m drinking prosecco and baking a cake.

Hi, I’m not Sarah McLachlan.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

Obama is a statesman of another time. He truly cares about people, he’s incredibly sincere, and he has more class than most.

One of my best friends in high school got pregnant at 15. She was terrified of her abusive dad finding out. We went to the school nurse who arranged for an abortion at a clinic walking distance from our houses. We pooled our babysitting money for a cab back to my house afterwards. No parents ever found out, but I…

I would like to be a nun, but my lack of belief in God really hampers any pursuit of nunhood. But, I already live in poverty, wear the same thing everyday, and have no sex, so ...

A misguided policy, to be sure.

You know how football teams sometimes have to have a “rebuilding year” where they play like shit because they’re trying a bunch of new stuff and they’re bringing on new talent from the draft? I seem to have a shifty year every 3-4 years followed by a really good year. So I’m hoping 2015 was my rebuilding year.

I hate to think it but whenever I hear stories like this, my first thought is always “well at least no one can accuse her of making things up to get back at an innocent man.” With so many women getting murdered every year in domestic disputes why is it easier for many to believe that women routinely lie about abuse…

Yes. Yes it was.

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

Not to mention how well a teenager can play both divorced parents. Idk what’s really going on here — no one does — but 15 year olds can be obnoxious as all hell.

Sigh......articles like this, especially this time of year, bum me the fuck out. Living further away from my mom has given me the freedom to not be responsible for her inability to function as an adult. I won’t even pretend to act like I’m not insanely jealous of women who have good relationships with their moms.…

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

Thank god. The time has finally come for me to start filming my cat shakespeare videos. My cat is named MacDuff and yet no one ever casts him as his counterpart in the Scottish Play. It’s time for the discrimination to end and I guess the cat and I will have to start our own company. We will launch as soon as I can…

I’m very confused about why Jennifer Lawrence & Bradley Cooper are making a movie about a woman who invented a mop.

I don’t even listen to the Wu Tang Clan and I still think they should break their contract and release the album for free now, just to fucking spite the guy.

I'd be down for that, but I'd like to see Netflix get it right away and never have to leave the house again.

I have an irrational hatred of her voice. She sounds like a valley girl that’s been hit with an elephant tranquilizer.