I’d much rather get one of these than a picture of my stupid cousin’s family. I don’t want to see your stupid family Travis.

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

It has been four days since my best friend went to the Rainbow Bridge. Hoagie was a 16 year old beagle I adopted when he was 8. He meant a lot to me and I meant a lot to him, which meant a lot to me. Luckily I could be with him when he was put to sleep. He was the last remaining joy of my life and practically my…

would it be bad to have sex with him just to have an abortion to spite him? i mean i know that’s a legitimately terrible thing to do, but this is paul ryan.

It would be a mistake to write this guy off as a random lunatic when he represents everything fundamentalist religions stand for. They seem to love forgiving men for crimes like abuse and rape and then go out of their way to demonize women for accessing legal health care.

I recently went to see a standup show where Trevor Noah was a surprise performer. His whole set was a joke about Oscar Pistorius and the punch line was that his fiancée had annoyed him so badly when he woke her up in the middle of he night that he shot her.

Can we talk instead about how this looks exactly like every other music biopic that has ever existed?

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

You shouldn’t feel bad about it, at all (even if the general consensus is that you’re an awful, awful person! bad, millennial! bad!) It’s good that you acknowledge the help you received.

Thank you. Everything sucks right now.

I apologize to my family and my constituents,

Virgin-shaming? Really?

Starting my new job Monday. It’s my first, honest to goodness, full time, passed an interview, no temp agencies involved job ever, and I’m terrified as fuck. Been trying to calm myself down a little by reading http://notalwaysworking.com. I figure if these guys can keep their jobs, I can certainly do as much too. Now…

So for once, there were awesome protestors by the mall near me, holding up “Support Abortion Providers” and “Fight the Patriarchy” and “Support Planned Parenthood and Women’s Health” signs. So as I passed then, I gave them a thumbs up and said, “Keep up the good work, guys!”

Happy Saturday! I've found myself closer to becoming a cat lady, at a friends place on thanksgiving, we found a little black kitten. She is sweet as all get out, apparently had been hanging out around his place for a few weeks. Sadly, little Marceline (because adventure time!) has a severe hernia, and will have to…

Bernie Sanders is also a Jewish Bernie Sanders. :)

Thank god it’s Saturday! I kept waiting last night for the posting of Saturday Night Social until I realized ... Yeah.

It’s my birthday on Tuesday and on the one hand, it’s massively depressing because I feel like I am completely failing at almost every aspect of being alive, but on the other, I’m kinda looking forward to the thought of a new start. The past year has been really difficult, everything from serious illness in the family…

Man these last three weeks have suuuucked in the land of motherhood. Monday three weeks ago: teething, followed by pink eye, followed by a cold and chest congestion, followed by an ear infection. All of which I’ve gotten except for teething. Oh and she’s figured out how to stand in her crib but not sit down.

I just finished my novel for NaNoWriMo! This is the second novel I have written. I’m going to go write Jessica Jones to celebrate!