“Let’s correct that,” he says. “Smoke can be anything. I’ve seen smoke and then I looked and there was no fire.”

Hello Jezzies! (TLDR at the end)

Someone tell me a good story about getting a new job. I feel like I’ve been filling out apps and going on interviews forever (it’s not been forever...I’m just like resumed and cover lettered out).

Happy Saturday Jezzies! Sorry this is long. I have been waiting for this for so long; I missed last week and I need to express myself ( I would ask for advice, but I don’t think any really exists). I’m a law student and last week my school had a lockdown because there was a sniper in a building nearby who was shooting…

What about those of us wishing we could be alone? A drive to Michigan might be worth it this year to escape Aunt Ruthie’s views on president trump *shudder*

I think this is a good sign. The 5th Circuit upheld the law, but in June the Supreme Court (4 liberals + Kennedy) blocked enactment of the law until the appeal was resolved. So, I don’t believe the Supreme Court would take the case unless they wanted to reverse. (Generally, the SC doesn’t take a case unless the…

Couple that with the growing acceptance of the potential for life being vastly more important than an actual life....I’m extremely nervous about this case. I’m especially concerned for all the women caught in the middle of this.

Yup. The idea of those fucking men having this much power is scary....

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart/The very next day, the transplant failed and you died...

I tell my dog that she’s the prettiest lady in all the land every single day. But only because it’s true!

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

It was actually joel rifkin not jeffrey dahmer.

They’re probably justified in suing but I have a hard time feeling sorry for their asses.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Think any of the Kardashians have read The Great Gatsby?

I feel like I was one of those humorless precocious kids who always knew how it worked?

Until I had sex ed I thought “making love” was just kissing someone while laying down. When I learned that penises existed and were involved I was horrified. It did not occur to me until even later after that, that making love meant sex and that penises were involved.

I hope he’s also lying about running for President.