The original Dr. Who.

OR

I got you bro.

Gnaaaaaah, kinja.

I didn't know you were such an expert on interior decoration, Roger. Where'd you get your degree from, again?

NO SHEILA, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REARRANGE THE FURNITURE!

THERE ARE RULES PEOPLE.

It's all part of God's plan. I've never been happier.

Can you blame him?

First of all. It's a law. A law that was passed by both the Senate and House, signed by the President and it's constitutionality upheld by the Supreme Court. There is no defunding of Obamacare. The score was settled on this a long time ago and it litterally cannot be undone. The Democrats know that if they agree to…

Excellent. Now the public knows about the secret messages in weather reports, they can start mixing in fake codes for people to decipher.

Good news, everyone! We're in real life now!

Have you actually read anything Sagan wrote? Essentially everything you say is wrong. Not in the sense that perhaps we disagree about how to interpret what Sagan said and believed, but in the sense that what you are saying is factually incorrect. And your condescending dismissal that he was "a great popularizer of…

I wonder if future people will laugh at us for believing in a god or if they'll laugh at us because our god was obviously fantasy while theirs is the only true one.

Yeah, but if Skynet were a trading computer, Terminator would have been boring.

Unless Argento could only get financing for the film if he agreed to make it 3D then shot it as boring as possible to tank his own movie and screw the guys financing it. Which seems unlikely, but not impossible.

I am tired of io9's water body shaming! Idealizing a round smooth droplet and making the other droplets hate themselves. You monsters! You...

That's exactly the sort of apology a lizard person would give.

The Fox News error is totally my bad, and has been corrected. I concede this makes me bad at my job, but does not mean Alex Jones is any less insane.