Dat clown honk.

I seem to remember an uprise of people who basically believed they WERE Na'vi reincarnated or some stuff. Guess it blended well with Otherkin. I learned Navi language but no one appreciates it when I speak it.

Hey, it's the hematologists that are bloody.

People getting mad at him are incredibly ignorant for multiple reasons.

I say forget making it quieter. Just make it bigger so it can carry the troops, and maybe put some weapons on it along with armor. Maybe something like this:

Obviously, it's heavy water.

No, it's a kilogram.
One liter per thousand cubic feet of soil is a (metric) ton.
The metric system makes these calculations easy.

No, it's Patrick.

"That's about one litre's worth, or a quarter gallon. That's a ton."

"That's about one litre's worth, or a quarter gallon. That's a ton"

Well, then I need to get a hold of my High School science teachers and have them re-grade several of my assignments.

Cat images should be banned from seriou-KITTY!

Well, you should have known, because this table gets revised PERIODICALLY!!!

This is just a scam to get everybody to buy a new periodic table.
Like the 374 different versions of Blade Runner.

Does this mean the gold bars in my safe are worth less now?! I've been stockpiling ever since Glenn Beck told me that gold is the future! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION?!?!

That snowman. His design just looks like he is going to be annoying and the trailer didn't help. This movie looks like it could be fun but not with him as the comedic relief throughout the film.

I have a feeling this article only exists as an excuse to post this kitten napping. Nice work.

Thanks, Annalee. I've investigated 42 deaths in children due to influenza in my career as an epidemiologist. I'm yet to find one that was vaccinated. Then again, most of them were too young to be vaccinated, and, thus, at the age where they were most susceptible to bad outcomes from it. We were always able to find at…

Someone asked me to post this not buried in a comment thread, as it seems many have the "I don't get the flu anyways so why bother?" question. So, ahem: